My left leg

I have 2 legs. SHOCKER. And they are pretty normal, right? Well... my left leg is sometimes a bit moody. Sometimes my left leg likes to pretend it doesn't exist. It works really hard at annoying me for an evening and then its numb for a day or two.

As if I weren't a bad enough walker in the first place, add not being able to feel your left leg from the knee down, yeah, not a pretty sight. Sometimes if my left leg is in an overly foul mood it goes numb from the waist down, this is funny. I don't realise it when its numb that far up, I have gone to stand up and fallen into closets a time or seven, fallen on my dog and out of booths at restaurants. I laugh it off, and then think thoughts towards my leg that one would think only a sailor to be capable of thinking.

This weird fact about my left leg is just a little side effect from when I fell down the stairs and broke my tailbone right before my 21st. Smashing, smashing. Appar my vertabrae shifted and theres some nerve or something that was affected, and it appar has control over L.L. Numb Leg [get it, i made a reference to LL Cool J, he's still relevant in todays pop culture, right?].

Anyways, my left leg is working on going numb. Smashing. I can tell. So if you see me tomorrow, either watch out or offer a helping hand! And feel fee to laugh, I will be.

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