HOW TO BE A STARVING ARTIST

It all sounds so romantic, to be a Starving Artist, I mean. You believe in your craft with every fiber of your being, that you don't necessarily expect (handsome) compensation for what you do. You do what you do because there is no other way, because the stars have written your story that way, because you won't/can't eat/sleep if you didn't.

What you should realize about being a Starving Artist is that you have to fulfill two requisites.

To be a Starving Artist, you must be:

A) an artist

B) starving

 A ∩ B

I'm not a Starving Artist. I'm just starving 'cause you know, that's pretty easy.

Now I must work on requisite A.

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Brain fart.