i ain't even gonna punch you, I'MA SLAP YOU.

Friday night I witnessed my first fight on a subway train.

IT.        WAS.       AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

It was about eleven on Friday night and I was making my way back from being out when suddenly this guy started screaming. It went something as follows (I'll bleep out the curses though, I want to keep this at least PG-13. You can fill it in with what you think was there.)

Dude #1: WHATCHU SAYING?! DON'T SAY THAT TO ME.
(People start laughing thinking it's a joke)
Dude #2: mumbles something inaudible, probably because he's embarassed that Dude 1 is causing such a scene.
Dude #1: You're a p****! YOU ARE! Don't come near me! *slaps Dude #2... fight ensues and while it does Dude #1 is screaming the following*: I HAD EIGHT GLASSES OF JD. EIGHT GLASSES. YOU HAD ONE GLASS OF WINE. ONE GLASS OF WINE. YOU SUCH A P**** I AIN'T EVEN GONNA PUNCH YOU, I'M GONNA SLAP YOU. I'M GONNA SLAP YOU, YOU SUCH A M****F**** P****!!!!

The whole time everyone around me is laughing and commenting on how much they love Brooklyn. As if these dudes had to be from Brooklyn to be that pretentious. Well..... ok.... they did get off at the Bedford stop. So, you're right, they did have to be from Brooklyn (Williamsburg, no less) to be that pretentious.

Anyway, thought I'd share that awesome moment in my life with everyone.